Bongs (Not Original)Posted: July 18, 2008
What do you call:
A mad Bengali?
A dark Bengali who lives in a cave?
A Bengali mobster?
A perfumed Bengali?
A Bengali goldsmith?
What’s bigger than the state of Bengal?
The Bay of Bengal (or the cubic volume of hot air in their heads?).
An angry Bengali letter?
Chitti-chitti Bong Bong.
A talkative Bengali?
Bulbul Chatterjee (or the entire population of Bengal? thats all they do in the first place!).
An outlawed Bengali?
Kanoon Banerjee or Bonduk Bannerjee.
An enlightened Bengali?
A stupid Bengali girl?
A Bengali marriage?
What do you call a Bengali who takes bribe?
What does a ghati call a burping Bong?
How does the Bong learn the alphabet?
A for Orange, B for Begetable….
How does a Bong relax in the evening?
He goes to the Howrah Breej to get some Briz.
What does a Bong with a broken heart say?
‘My hurt is hearting’
And finally, what do you call a Bengali who works?
A work of fiction.